Wednesday, February 17, 2010

If it was V8 juice get the hazmat team

A sand truck had to be called to sop up juice that was spilled from a tanker truck on Route 440. Look if this is like apple juice or cranberry juice, while a shame, doesn't need hazmat. V8, that sh*t is nasty and a hazmat team should be sent to the scene. Sand won't cover that up. It's the same idea as a cat in catbox. Yes it's covered but it's still a turd. So to reiterate tonight a juice of unknown origin spilled on Route 440 and Johnny detests V8 juice.

Stay tuned to this blog for further developments. If it was V8 juice we'll also start using lead in theme music


Trixie Junior Space Punk said...

It's the celery in it that you don't like. I'm sure of it.

Johnny Action Space Punk said...

It's sure something!