Johnny doesn't talk about personal things because, well, why would you do that? But, because Mrs. Johnny enjoys the show Chopped on whatever network that's on Johnny is well aware of the show and it's ridiculous premise. The smug judges and host give you four absurd ingredients and you in turn are expected to spin gold from gummi bears. Your basket could be Sea Bass, corn nuts, turnips and grapefruit which you must make a plate of food out of AND taste good or you are chopped.
Know what Johnny would do? He'd go in EXPECTING to have the worst dish in the first round. H'd know he was done when he got up that morning. It would be soooo very worth it just to make the judges sample, on national television the worst dish ever made. Here ya go Smug-o, I took the bass, the corn nuts, the turnips and grapefruit and put them in the blender. Blended that up realllllllll good. Then, pour that mess over some really overcooked noodles. Maybe spill several bay leaves on top. Sprinkle it with curly sliced pickled red cabbage to taste.
There you go, eat up kids. Mmmmmm, isn't that good bass?
Time for Jersey City, After Dark
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