Parents, do you know where your old bongs you left in the attic years ago are? Your kids might. Parents have a tough job spotting signs of drug use, now on 4/20 we'll hip you parents to foolproof ways of telling.
1) Did you suggest cookies and ice cream for dinner and get a positive reaction? Sorry, your kids are on drugs.
2) Did you stop on a cop show on teevee causing your kids to leave the room? Sorry, your kids are on drugs.
3) Do your kids constantly borrow the car and pull out panels in the trunk and back seat and load them with "plastic bricks"? Probably nothing.
4) Do hippies and hipsters, often ten or more years older than your child, show up at your door at all hours asking for them? Sounds like your neighbor's kids are selling drugs.
5) Are your teenagers and tweens suddenly into Pink Floyd and Phish? Sorry, your kids are on drugs.
6) Is your teenager filling out a job application to work on Willie Nelson's tour bus? That is some great enterprising kid you have.
So, we hope these helpful foolproof tips for parents can help them through today to ensure their kids are having no fun at all.
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