If today is your birthday you share it with comedian Steven Wright. A few samples of his work before bed:
*The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
*OK, so what's the speed of dark?
*How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
*When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
*Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
*You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
*The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
And of course:
*I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Time for Jersey City, After Dark