Friday, July 26, 2013

Late night open thread

You could land planes on the 1978 Ford LTD. Look at it! From distance or from up close, it's a giant car. Seating for six full sized passengers and plenty of room means it had to come from somewhere and since they aren't making lanes any wider they made the LTD longer. And how about that trunk? "If you're in the mafia and need to dispose of multiple bodies at once, the 1978 Ford LTC can pull double or triple duty!" Lastly, was the Battleship USS LTD getting ready to shell the people near the stage? Why were these seemingly clean cut people sitting so far ba---wait, you smell that? Ahhhhh. That's why they parked on top of the hill.

Plus if you're driving home baked and get into an accident in the 1978 Ford LTD, it'll be nearly a minute before you feel it. We don't know if this car was a better idea from Ford as the ad says but we certainly know it was a bigger idea.


Time for Jersey City, After Dark

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