Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with ERIC CLAPTON!

Johnny remembers one Christmas his aunt got his sister the Slowhand album by Eric Clapton. The album wasn't so much coveted as it was stolen outright. She'd never be able to appreciate it the way a music savant would. Besides, Johnny's sister played piano, not guitar. That's some good justifying, right there.

Eric Clapton with "Lay Down Sally'