Sunday, October 23, 2016

Late night open thread

It's the Saturday Night Scoreboard Show!

Penn State 24
Ohio State 21
Dear PSU, it is customary to call ahead for Urban Meyer's personal cold Papa John's golf cart pizza. It's just nice to have it ready after he addresses his 70 5 star players.

Western Michigan 45
Eastern Michigan 31
The I-94 rivalry game stays brown and gold. Question is how long mastermind coach PJ Fleck stays in Kalamazoo

Washington 41
Oregon State 17
Washington is 5th, no, 4th in the nation with the Buckeye loss. Washington. The same Washington that has stunk outloud for 20 years. Hmmmm

Wisconsin 17
Iowa 9
OK, I want you 6'8" 350lb boys to go line up and collide all day, see what happens

UCF 24
Connecticut 17
UConn badly wants this to become a rivalry game so they had a trophy made for the winner to keep. UCF left it on the sideline and went home

Penn State 24
Ohio State 21
Yep, still funny

Colorado 10
Stanford 5
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Alabama 33
Texas A&M 14
This is Johnny's shocked face


Syracuse 28
Boston College 20
Something is going on at Syracuse. 4-4 and playing well. Could it be the rise of the Orange?

The Jersey City Desk Game of the Week®
Weber State 37
Southern Utah 36
Weber State went into the fourth quarter behind 36-14. They got power up and scored 23 bigly points and kept their perfect conference record. Jadrian Clark hit Darryl Denby with a 60 yard score with just 30 seconds to play. Jadrian and Darryl may loot and pillage Ogden Utah for the next 24 hours

The Weber State fight song tonight before bed because you've never heard it before either, admit it

Time for Jersey City, After Dark

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