Sunday, October 30, 2016

Late night open thread

It's the Saturday Night Scoreboard Show!

A little later tonight, Johnny had to hit up some Halloween parties and soak up all the free food and drink. Not bad for cutting a few holes in one of Mrs. Johnny's high thread count sheets.

Michigan 32
Michigan St. 23
A little closer than some people thought it would be. Ok, a LOT closer

Ohio State 24
Northwestern 20
Last week the Suckeyes took a good punch to the nose, today they avoided the knockout blow

Wisconsin 23
Nebraska 17 OT
Big cheese over Big corn and an inside track to the B1G west title

Clemson 37
Florida State 34
Perfect for Halloween weekend, Clemson pulls another Houdini act

Texas 35
Baylor 34
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. When your school actively does nothing to protect women on campus, well, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

South Carolina 24
Tennessee 21
Goddamn Tennessee fell all the way down the polls in no time at all. Look out below!

Lehigh 58
Fordham 37
The Mountain Hawks are on a roll and all alone in first in the Patriot League

Western Illinois 35
South Dakota 34
The Leathernecks from WIU battled all the way back from being down 17 to make their trick-or-treat candy taste that much sweeter

Louisiana Tech 61
Rice 16
The Feng shui of football score ass-kickings

Jersey City Desk Game of the Week®
Wyoming 30
Boise State 28
Wyoming defensive tackle Chase Appleby, with the score tied and 1:25 left decided to pull a Charles Jefferson in Fast Times at Ridgemont High and completely disrupt the Boise St. offense. Appleby not only sacked the QB, but knocked the ball out of his hands and through the back of the end zone. Game winning safety. Chase Appleby may loot and pillage the greater Laramie area for the next 24 hours

Time for Jersey City, After Dark

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