Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Late night open thread

I rent a lot of cars, cause I go on the road. And when I drive a rental car, I don’t know what’s going on with it, right? So a lot of times I’ll drive for, like, ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn’t say a lot for me, but it really doesn’t say a lot for the EMERGENCY BRAKE.
 -- Mitch Hedberg

Time for Jersey City, After Dark

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