Sunday, September 24, 2017

Late night open thread

If it's late and it's Saturday it must be the regionally famous Saturday Night Scoreboard Show!

Alabama 59
Vanderbilt 0
Last week at this time Vandy players chanted "We want Bama" so this week Nick Saban brought extra salt north on the team busses so the Tide could salt Nashville like Scipio salted Carthage

TCU 44
Oklahoma State 31
Horny Frogs over Rhinestone Cowboys

Virginia Tech 38
Old Dominion 0
Old Dominion needs a new scheduler

North Carolina State 27
Florida State 21
The Noles are 0-2 for the first time since Bobby Bowden's kids had all the newest shoe styles...daily

Central Florida 38
Maryland 10
Maryland was scoring like 800 points a game and then suddenly today the rocket formula must have gone missing

Penn 65
Lehigh 47
Today's game brought to you by Playstation

South Carolina 17
Louisiana Tech 16
The Cocks got power up and scored all 17 points in the 4th quarter, including the winning FG with :04 left and sent La Tech home with NO parting gifts, not a one

Florida International 13
Rice 7
Mmmmmmmm, International Rice
Slippery Rock 49
Gannon 45
Can you smell what The Rock is cooking? 3-0 is what

The Jersey City Desk Game of the Week®
Humboldt St. 49
Western Oregon 48 OT
Like we always say, Johnny checks ALL the scores in America. Humboldt St. came all the way back from being down 35-14 in the second half and won the game when a Western Carolina kicker, who shall be nameless, missed an extra point in OT. Humboldt St. players may now loot and pillage Waco Texas for the next 24 hours

Time for Jersey City, After Dark

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