Don't you just love it when people get their comeuppance? When people think they can lie because it's just how they handle such things. Johnny normally doesn't spend much if any time thinking about Paris Hilton but this was a phenomenal 'give 'em enough rope' moment. You know the purse that suddenly wasn't hers that had the cocaine in it? Why officer, that's not MINE how could you even think such a thing? Take a click at the picture and see how the age of the internet claimed it's most famous creation.
Michael Kelso used to have the perfect phrasing for this on That 70's Show:
Time for Jersey City After Dark