Late night open thread

Johnny's favorite, the Saturday Night Scoreboard Show

Penn St. 44
Youngstown St. 14
Joe Paterno might as well be a cardboard cut out at this point. And just leave it there even when the new coach starts one day. He'd just always be in the same place. Put lights on him at Christmas.

LSU 30
North Carolina 24
Glad LSU won this one. With 9 guys sitting out for various misdemeanors and felonies AND another Tar Heel player arrested the night before the season started show North Carolina is just a program out of control. This loss should hurt and the UNC players can now look at the 9 guys who cost them this game.

Michigan State 38
Western Michigan 14
Le'Veon Bell is getting a nice fruit basket for the holidays this year. A true freshman, Bell had 141 yards on 10 carries. Not bad for the second string guy. Now get back to Kalamazoo you silly little horsies.

Michigan 30
Connecticut 10
UConn showed they are the not ready for prime time players today. Denard Robinson simply ran at will against the Huskies defense. A quarterback with almost 200 yards rushing? Johnny knows what Connecticut will be working on in practice Monday.

Texas 34
Rice 17
Texas fried Rice

Oregon 72
New Mexico 0
Every player for Oregon scored a touchdown today on 'Beat the holy hell out of New Mexico Day' at Autzen Stadium.

Army 31
Eastern Michigan 27
Ron English keeps his perfect record at Eastern. 0-13 as head man in Ypsilanti. Now, don't give up the ship just yet Huron fans, a chance to get power up and win a game comes next Saturday against Miami (O) and if it doesn't come then......yikes.

TCU 30
Oregon State 21
It's not every day Horned Frogs and Beavers have at one another.

Lehigh 28
Drake 14
Lehigh got the most out of their plane ride. If the road game is more than 8 hours by bus the NCAA says you must fly and Lehigh hadn't flown to a game in many many moons. Unless you drive real fast Drake, located in Iowa, would be a wee bit longer than 8 hour ride from Bethlehem PA. Plus you would have to stop in Indiana for fireworks.

Northwestern 23
Vanderbilt 21
Take that Gloria Vanderbilt.

This Week's Jersey City Desk Game of the Week®
North Dakota St. 6
Kansas 3
OK, who had the over/under of NINE goddamned points? Nine. What kind of butt dumpling coach do you have to be at Kansas (Turner Gill -- we checked) to lose to North Dakota St? Seriously, you just lost at home 6-3 to a team from Fargo. Fear the Bison.

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