Monday, March 21, 2011

Oh to be a bass ackwards thug in Jersey City...

What's the old internet meme? Crime -- U R doing it wrong.

A man dressed in a gray hoodie and jeans (OK, so far so good, he dressed the part), was riding his bike at Union St. at Sackett when he came upon a Toyota T-150 truck. That's when he got off his bike (huh?) and opened fire into the EMPTY truck. Maybe he recently had a bad experience with a runaway Toyota, we may never know. For whatever reason he fired four shots from a .45 pistol into the truck (Much like Navin Johnson in The Jerk "He hates these cans" only this time it was "He hates this Toyota") and then ran way on FOOT. He had a bike right there with him. We'd think making a getaway after capping up the neighborhood would be faster on a bike than on foot but that's just us.

If you have any information on this remedial thug please call (201) 547-JAIL before he starts in on Camrys.

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