Saturday, April 9, 2011

Sounds like somebody's giant torpedo ball and flaming bag of truth tour flopped at Radio City last night

Just like in Detroit.

Radio City Music Hall last night played host to that one guy from Two and a Half Men who wears those awful shirts. He was mercilessly booed off the stage. The catcalls started after only 20 minutes. Shame on #WeaselBloodSheen for inciting mouth-breathing crowds in Chicago and Cleveland with vile anti-Detroit chants for having the cojones tell the truth about his assfest show. Looks like the Great White Way thinks you suck too Charlie.

10% of the inductees in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame are from Michigan. When you play in Motown you better bring your A-game cause they know talent. When you play in New York City you better bring your A-game cause if you can make it there you can make it anywhere...

Now, we realize that what passes for good theatre in Chicago and Cleveland is a lower standard than New York and Detroit. Heck 30% of the Cleveland economy was LeBron James and those pee-pants still haven't stopped crying about the loss in King James GDP. Somebody would write a play about it but it would have to open at the Berea Community Playhouse as all the Cleveland theaters are rented for gun and knife shows. Now Chicago did give us live community theater when Mayor Jane Byrne moved into Cabrini Green to show everyone how safe watching reality theater could be. Oh, and that drama at the SMC Cartage Bijou.

Johnny will take Detroit and New York's word on what's good in entertainment any day of the week and on this they agree; #NOTWINNING.