Saturday, April 23, 2011

TV Guide, because TV is getting more complicated all the time

That actually used to be a TV ad tag line for TV Guide in the 80's. Uh huh. Like Zagat's but only for your living room.

Anyway here is all you need know today dear readers:
12:00 Penguins vs Lighting
3:00 Rangers vs Crapitals
7:00 Canadiens vs Bruins
10:00 Kings vs Sharks

You've got a mere half hour to make enough sammiches and make a quick bodega run to lay in more chips and Buckhorn beer. Stop reading this crap and get going.

And don't forget the Cheez Whiz boy...

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