Sunday, April 10, 2011

The weather gets warmer and the people, they get all angry and stuff

A few reports this week of angry citizens going all Angry Birds on city employees. One choad in Manhattan was arrested after being caught behind a garbage truck and calling a street tough over to beat up the garbage truck driver. Yes, he really called a street tough over to do his bidding. The driver was arrested while police are searching for the street urchin.

A woman in Brooklyn attacked a bus driver after he swerved the bus she was on to avoid hitting and killing a dog. Yep, the woman's time was more important than the dog:

"I stopped—and I prayed to God I didn't hit the dog. And within seconds, this short woman comes up, rips off my badge and punches me in the chest!"

The woman also threatened to have her boyfriend kill the bus driver.

It's spring people, let's get happy, let's slow down. Let's not go to jail.

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