Thursday, January 15, 2009

Breaking News--Airbus A-320 ditches into the Hudson River

An Airbus A-320 had an aborted takeoff on it's way to Charlotte North Carolina from New York's Laguardia airport and wound up floating in the Hudson River. Early indications are everyone is OK (which is the important thing here) and the plane may have been hit by a flock of birds which is what caused the aborted takeoff.

Passengers used the emergency exits and waited for rescue on the wings. Passengers kept their heads and should be commended along with the crew.

Johnny sent intern Zoltron down to the Hudson River to get pictures and interview authorities but he said it was too cold and said Johnny should go instead. His exact words were "Go piss up a rope".

No word on if any of the birds were arrested for causing the accident though President George W. Bush has called them 'evildoers'.

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