Thursday, January 22, 2009

Free to a loving home: bears, rhinos, tigers and giraffes

New York Governor David Paterson’s new budget calls for the elimination of lots of things. Namely zoos. Since we simply can't let these magnificent animals starve, they're going to need homes. Certainly you can find it in your heart to take in a wombat, or a chimpanzee or an elephant or two. Seriously, the Wildlife Conservation Society of New York will be giving them away and think of the love your family could give a large carnivore. The kids would love it and you'd be the talk of your block. Imagine the look on Dog Whisperer Cesar Millan's face when he comes over to help you assimilate your 'doggies' who just happen to look an awful lot like hyenas.

Won't you help the animals?

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