Hey, Johnny, where can I find free booze in New York City?

Well, glad you asked citizen. Always trying to keep up on the times, Johnny has read about a website that will tell you the wheres and whens (You supply the whys) of getting free liquor all across Appletown (not to be confused with appletini). Iffen ya clicks HERE, you'll be spirited away (d'oh) to MyOpenBar.com, merchants of free alcoholic beverages and where to locate them.