Well well well, the would be Times Square bomber isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer

Or, as Johnny's dad was fond of saying "He's not playing with all the dots on his dominoes".

We'll start out with a quote on alleged terrorist and all around dumbass Faisal Shahzad, from Kevin B. Barry, an official with the International Association of Bomb Technicians and Investigators: "he left more clues than a guy walking into a bank to rob it without a mask. This guy left everything here but his wallet." James Cavanaugh from ATF takes it from there: "I call this a Rube Goldberg contraption," Cavanaugh told the newspaper. "It's the 'swing-the-arm-with-the-shoe-that-hits-the-ball-and-knocks-over-a-stick-that-knocks-something-off-a-shelf' and it is all supposed to work."

He said that whoever made the bomb had "more desire than ability."

So Mr. Shahzad, we sure hope you didn't have any plans for, well, the rest of your soon to be short but long enough to be raped in prison life. And when you try to kill a lot of Americans by setting a car bomb most kids who take the short bus could have made better, it's exactly what you deserve. No 72 virgins, no martyrdom, no nothing but bad food and a cellmate with love in his eyes.