Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Mr. Man-About-Town Tony Kadyhrob manages to get himself banned from EVERY college campus in New Jersey

Now, why would the powers that be wanna keep Mr. Smooth off campus? It seems he has a problem with trying to lure co-eds into his vehicle. In fact he's charged with criminal luring. According to reports Mr. CrazySexyCool grabbed the arm of a 19 year old woman at Rider Unversity and attempted to pull her into his car. A municipal court judge Tuesday swung the ban hammer hard and told Tony to stay clear of any school property in New Jersey or risk having his bail revoked.

Kadyhrob says the charges and all-campus banning are "A joke". Then he went all Johnny and started talking in the third person:

“I am totally innocent and I have no interest whatsoever in making my face more famous than I already am,” Kadyhrob said. “I’m not intimidating. Tony Kadyhrob is not intimidated by this joke — a little nothing that never occurred — and I will be found innocent without a doubt.”

Once again civics class, you cannot be found innocent, you can only be found not guilty.

So if you see the face below, don't be fooled by the suave looks and the overdose of Just for Men mustache coloring, It's possible Tony wants to take you for a ride to Nowheresville.

3 comments:

Annabelle Echo said...

Very Funny! I like your Style!

Johnny Action Space Punk said...

Thanks so much Annabelle!

jay150ndc said...

I was locked up with this guy......