Saturday, March 16, 2013

Late night open thread

David Letterman, take it away...

Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear In A Fast Food Restaurant
Friday, May 18, 2012

10. "We're out of meat -- Someone run to the zoo"
9. "No shirt, no shoes: That's the manager"
8. "Anyone seen my glass eye?"
7. "That raccoon's been in the shake machine all day"
6. "Health Inspector -- Run!"
5. "Somewhere on my body I'm wearing an onion ring"
4. "That ain't special sauce"
3. "Clear!"
2. "Will that be all, Lardass?"
1. "My sandwich is giving me the finger"

Time for Jersey City, After Dark

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