Thursday, March 21, 2013

So, any last minute tips you tournament soothsayers can give us common folk?

Get ready 'Murica, here it comes in all its advertising glory, the Greatest Four Days of Sports in Forever. Did you know more menfolk got vasectomies yesterday than any other day of the year? It's true. The recipe for recovery is two days on the couch and WAIT A MINUTE if those two days coincided with the NCAA Tourney then there would be four days to do nothing but watch and buy Chevys.

Good luck to all your teams whomever they may be (except as always Duke) and fairplay to all (except Kansas). Johnny's MSU Spartans have the honor of tipping off the whole mess in less than an hour. In Izzo we trust.

Hockey analyst Mickey Redmond might have the best saying about something like this he uses for NHL playoff overtimes: "This is no place for a nervous person."

So, who ya got?

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