Sunday, October 29, 2017

Late night open thread

The Saturday Night Scoreboard Show, sure, save it for church tomorrow, when you laugh out loud that's on you...

Ohio State 39
Pedd State 38
And James Franklin has still won just ONE big game at PSU

Wisconsin 24
Illinois 10
The Badgers continue on their run through the B1G West, filled with mouth breathers, goofballs and slug-a-beds

Wake Forest 42
Louisville 32
Woke Forest

Iowa State 14
Happy Halloween from Ames where they just whacked and stacked yet another Top Five team just passing through. They say on a clear night you can hear the tortured cries of Oklahoma and TCU players screeching, "Seriously, Iowa fucking State? Awwwwwwooooooooooo"

Nebraska 25
Purdue 24
Husker fans, Johnny thinks the road back to glory runs through Nick Gregath's liquor cabinet. You might just want to help him keep it filled

Georgia 42
Florida 7
Have you heard the new Florida Georgia Line song, 'That Bulldog Must Have Given That Gator A Swirlie for A Good 30 Seconds'

Dayton 27
Butler 22
Dayton scored 7 points in the 4th quarter. Good thing too, or they would have lost

Furman 28
Western Carolina 6
Johnny's Furman shirt is dirty so he couldn't wear it today. Probably nothing to that nonsense anyway

Cornell 29
Princeton 28
Cornell gets big power up in the 4th quarter with 13 unanswered points and defeat Princeton by one unit of measure

The Jersey City Desk Game of the Week®
Kentucky 29
Tennessee 26
Let's help Butch Jones find a really really really good costume he can use to get out of Knoxville after this. Oh he was gonna get the Rocky Top boot anyhoo but losing to UK for the second time in 33 years? A REALLY good costume. UK players may now loot and pillage Butch Jones' house for the next 24 hours

Time for Jersey City, After Dark

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