Sunday, October 8, 2017

Late night open thread

You wait all year for a Saturday Scoreboard Show like this

Michigan State 14
Michigan 10
You kids watch this documentary from the University of Michigan and we'll see you below
This is Sparty's 8th win in 10 vs Michigan. Jim Harbaugh is now 1-5 vs Mark Dantonio and Urban Meyer. Who's got it better than us? Anne Arbor is a slut...

Iowa State 38
Oklahoma 31
Oklahoma was a 30 point favorite. They were at home in Norman. The Iowa State QB hadn't played before. Enjoy these recreations of the great Sooner Playoff River crossings through the years. This gif is funny, because it's true

Washington State 33
Oregon 10
Wazzu is for real kids, grab a cider, watch the show

Miami 24
Florida State 20
Remember when this was THE game? FSU is now a cool 1-3

LSU 17
Florida 16
Tomorrow in Gainesville: LINE UP FOR PAT DRILLS

Lehigh 41
Colgate 38
Hard to believe it but it's true, the Mountain Hawks first win this season

Dartmouth 28
Yale 27
In Ivy League terminology, Dartmouth bested Yale by one unit of measure

Furman 41
Chattanooga 17
Johnny didn't wear his Furman shirt and they did just fine. Johnny is starting to think there's no correlation to wearing the shirt and Furman success

Alabama 27
Texas A&M 19
A&M kept it within one score today. They're your clubhouse turn leaders in hanging with Bama this year

The Jersey City Desk Game of the Week®
Western Michigan 71
Buffalo 68 7OT
Yes, 7 overtimes and these two teams set the NCAA record for points in a division 1-A game. That box score looks like this:

So, Johnny, WMU gets to loot and pillage Kalamazoo for 24 hours, right? No no, not tonight. The one who gets to loot and pillage is Donnie Ernsberger's sister. She as you may have heard ran onto the field in Buffalo, and mobbed Donnie after he caught a 14 yd TD pass for Western's first TD in overtime. She got a flag thrown on her and for that and her show of family love, she gets to loot and pillage Kalamazoo for the next 24 hours

Time for Jersey City, After Dark

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