Look, Johnny isn't normally in the business of telling people when to NOT get their swerve on but when that swerve lasts 48 hours with no sleep, lots of cocaine, and endangers Jersey City residents? No, sorry. Douglas Tator that's where you messed up.
Look, have some fun, throwback a few beers, we'd even look the other way at a bong hit but when you're doing more coke than Stevie Nicks back in the day and then careening into houses on say Monmouth St at 11:30 pm, c'mon man, leave us be. Go row around the Hudson River with all that energy, go steal bases for the Mets but stay out of JC will ya? Tator admitted to doing copious amounts of blow to keep the fun going. Ya don't say.
On his way into the electric pole and before hitting the house Tator also clipped a Toyota Prius causing damage. No doubt the Toyota Police Department will want to question Tator and get his side before deciding to charge him with hitting a Prius and harming the environment.
Time for Jersey City, After Dark
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Has the Prius filed charges yet?
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