Stupid England

A big Nelson Muntz "Ha ha" today on Independence Day to England who used to run things here until they did it wrong. As America celebrates it's birth once again today, we as Americans take time to reflect on what really matters. Fame, bbq meat, and fireworks. Oh and good coffee. And cable teevee. And the Red Wings. And yes baseball. And that annoying little barking dog two floors up while Johnny taps off this missive from his patio (Yo, third floor C-17, just kidding, your dog is what is WRONG with America). And driving fast. And college football. And going to beaches. And online shopping. And coney dogs. And wiffle ball. And girls in tube tops. And milkshakes. And good sesame chicken delivered to your house in 40 minutes. And cool breezes coming in off the Atlantic Ocean. And snow days. And newscasters who use potty languague when they think the cameras are turned off.

So in this country that gives us so much free infotainment and belly laughs at fellow Americans, sit back to today and take stock of what makes America great.