So, Johnny was over on 13th St. in the Big Appletini tonight waiting for friends outside the Fig and Olive restaurant. He met Bill Guerin formerly of the Islanders and late of the P-P-P-Penguins. Yes, the same Penguins who beat the Wings in game 7 for the Stanley Cup. Johnny introduced himself and Mr. Guerin was very nice and polite in briefly discussing hockey.
He was also parked illegally. That's when the battle of Johnny's conscience began;
He played for the Devils in 1995 when the beat the Wings for the Cup
He does play for Team USA in international hockey
He played for the Penguins in the Final this year
He does drive an American car
Then the thought of the Penguins and the cup won out and Johnny had to call the parking cops. Without laws we're just like the monkeys. Besides, Guerin got a mint for winning the cup. Johnny never did find out if he got towed, he had dinner plans to see to so Billy, if your whip got hooked, sorry but the Wings and the Wings and you've hurt him deeply, lolz.
Time for Jersey City, After Dark