Saturday, August 8, 2009

Office supply store workers injured in freak accident when giant cat head goes plowing through the business

Yes you read that right. An office supply store in Secaucus on Paterson Plank road was destroyed yesterday when a giant cat head (and the Jersey City Desk has tried to warn you people on the dangers of giant cat heads....repeatedly) came barreling through the business Friday afternoon. Store employees Eileen Down and Chuck U. Farley were listed in stable condition at Secaucus General Hospital with a couple broken bones and cuts and scratches this morning. Eileen Down (shown below sitting at the checkout counter in the store video below) also suffered an allergic reaction. A customer near the back of the store, Amanda Hugenkiss told the Jersey City Desk "THAT is f***** up." Secaucus police said they have no leads on where the cat head came from or where it went after trashing the business.

In-store video surveillance of the incident.


Trixie Junior Space Punk said...

Johnny, clearly no one in Jersey City is listening.

Johnny Action Space Punk said...

When someone dies from this sort of cat head destruction only then will people listen. Jersey City, don't wait around to become the next Secaucus, we need a cat head monitoring tax and warning system I'm thinking similar to the way tornado watch and warning systems work.