Saturday, September 19, 2009

Late night open thread

Saturday scoreboard edition

Notre Dame 33
Michigan State 30
The Irish beat MSU for the first time at home since early in the first Clinton Administration

Michigan 45
Eastern Michigan 17
It really was 24-17 at one point

Rutgers 23
Florida International 15
Stout effort by the Rutgers defense dominates FIU

Around the Big East

Kentucky 31
Louisville 27
That must have been some kind of meeting of the minds in the parking lot before the game

Connecticut 20
Baylor 22
Huskies over Bears

Pittsburgh 27
Navy 14
Why does Pitt hate our armed forces?

Cincinnati 28
Oregon State 18
Oh da Beavers

USF 59
Charleston Southern School for Old Maids 0
USF really playing some top quality opponents ain't they?

Syracuse 37
Northwestern 34
Orange you glad we didn't say purple. They're a punchline in there somewhere

Elsewhere across America

Washington 13
USC 10
Johnny is still laughing. Of course Washington will pay 70-7 next year but for today it's hilarious

California 35
Minnesota 21
The Golden Bears beat the Golden Gophers for the right to be called golden. Minnesota will now be called the Silvery Gophers. Minnesota's new stadium did look very nice however

Florida State 54
BYU 28
15 yard penalty on FSU for abuse of Mormons

Virginia Tech 16
Nebraska 15
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Liberty 19
Lafayette 13
Lehigh fans had no game to go to today but this'll do pig, this'll do

Holy Cross 27
Harvard 20
This was Harvard's first game, what where they doing, studying?

McNeese State 56
Savannah State 0
Savannah State should have stayed home and played with themselves

Stony Brook 21
Brown 20
So much for Brown's BCS chances

Middle Tennessee State 32
Maryland 31
Turtle soup. This is the second staright year MTSU has beaten the Terps

Today's Jersey City Desk Game of the Week
Delaware 27
Delaware State 17
Maybe Delaware State can beat Michigan in October when they play. Yes, you read that right, Michigan scheduled Delaware State.

Time for Jersey City, After Dark

2 comments:

Trixie Junior Space Punk said...

Scheduling teams like Eastern Michigan and Delaware State are the reason Michigan will never garner any respect in the world of college football. FACT.

Johnny Action Space Punk said...

Yeah, Western, Eastern and Delaware State all at home all in the same year.

Pathetic much