Just thought we'd clear that up. If you make a pile on somebody's lawn in the Mile Square City you'll be charged with 'lewdness'. Johnny had 'assault with a weapon of ass destruction' in the office pool, while intern Zoltron said 'Being a hideous person' and intern Kiki said it would be 'Littering'.
Oh, and you may be wondering how we know this. Yes, that part, here ya go....
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Lewdness implies that he showed a body part that he shouldn't have. Not necessarily the case... maybe he just shook it out his pants leg?
I would've went with "unauthorized poopination".
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Are you sure that wasn't 'rudeness?'
Jim, LOL on the pants leg idea. I hard not gotten that far out ahead of this rogue pooper to think that might have been the case. I mean it hard to be a difficult one to classify if you're the Hoboken PD. Imagine the 911 call on that:
911 what's your emergency? You're kidding me right? He's what? Are you sure? Can you describe him?
Trixie--Rudeness is the starting point
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