Tuesday, October 20, 2009

The highly offensive Westboro Baptist Church idiots are coming to Jersey City and Hoboken, let's show them how we roll

Fred Phelps' inbred family unit (most of these protest teams they send out are part of the Phelps bloodline--a scary percentage of them anyway) and holier than though traveling monkey show will be coming to visit us next week. On the 27th from 4:45 until 5:15 the Westboro Baptist Church will be holding a “Just Say No to Goyum/Hebrew Criminal Enterprises Tour” outside the Hoboken City Hall. Gee, almost sounds anti-semetic doesn't it? Later that evening they will be protesting outside of the United Synagogue of Hoboken on Park Ave., from 7-7:30. Bring the pain Hoboken, bring the pain. Just as they are entitled to act out, so can you.

And Jersey City, next Wednesday the 28th these bunch of morons will be protesting outside of Dickinson High School on Palisade Ave. They are actually coming to Jersey City to attack our kids if you can believe it. It shouldn't surprise us as the Westoboro Baptist Church klan protests US soldiers funerals, they heckle 9/11 families and about anything else offensive they can think of, they do. So, Jersey City, we here at he Jersey City Desk know it's not vogue to say "gee, it sure would be nice if somebody would pelt these idiots with rocks and bottles", so we're technically not saying "gee, it sure would be nice if somebody would pelt these idiots with rocks and bottles" but if someone were to "pelt these idiots with rocks and bottles" it sure would garner media attention and if you were to "pelt these idiots with rocks and bottles" no Jersey City jury would ever convict you.

Just saying. So, Jersey City and Hoboken, with that in mind, show this 'church' group how we roll on our side of the Hudson River.

4 comments:

Jim McKee said...

As gross as these people are, I don't think it shows anyone to be any better if they assault them. That would be stooping to their level.

I think the better idea is to out-class and out-intelligent them (neither of which would be difficult, even for a 3-year-old).

Just my opinion, which is worth every bit of what you paid for it.

;-]

Johnny Action Space Punk said...

Oh I know about stooping to their level, and in about 99.99% of cases I'd always agree. It'd be good media if somebody had a water balloon filled with paint or scent du skunk.

It'd be this group's lifetime achievement award. Yes I realize you can't attack words with 'actions' but it's awfully damned tempting....

Trixie Junior Space Punk said...

Freaking mouth-breathers think they are acting on behalf of the Lord. But Jesus would kick their intolerant asses from here to Sunday. Gotta believe what goes around comes around.

Johnny Action Space Punk said...

Yeah, they're just sick in the head. They offer nothing of any value. They offer an amazing brand of Christianity that simply can't be found in the Bible. Funny thing about some conservatives, they last thing they ever want a Supreme Court nominee to do is interpret the Constitution and yet they will interpret the Bible any damn way they please.