Late night open thread

Saturday Night Scoreboard Edition:

Michigan State 26
The Great Satan 20
There are good Saturday scoreboard editions and then there are great ones. Johnny has spent a great deal of time reading the comments of heartbroken Michigan fans online today and he is reminded of an old joke. What's the difference between a Michigan fan and a puppy? Eventually the puppy stops whining.

Rutgers was off this week and hopefully healing up

South Florida 34
Syracuse 20
Former Duke basketball player and now Orange QB Greg Paulus had FIVE interceptions today. FIVE. Is he their ONLY Quarterback? Is some redshirt freshman punter his backup? FIVE interceptions. Paulus stinks outloud.

West Virginia 35
Colorado 24
Again, this is how people in Morgantown practice couch population control

Cincinnati 37
Miami (OH) 13
Cincy is looking very strong and ranked #10 in the land and will no doubt vault even higher. Of course they won today over an 0-5 Mid American Conference team. Speaking of which...

Temple 24
Eastern Michigan 12
OK, so EMU is only 0-4. Like the old saying around Ypsilanti says, I-94-Eastern nothing...

Toledo 37
Ball State 30
Good GOD, another 0-5 MAC team in Ball State. Bad week for everything David Letterman, a grad of Ball State

Maryland 24
Clemson 21
Turtle-riffic!

LSU 20
Georgia 13
LSU sets up a huge game in Baton Rouge next Saturday with what's left of Tim Tebow's brains

Navy 16
Air Force 13
Who pray-tel was protecting America during this game?

Texas Christian University 39
Southern Methodist 14
No fight songs in the crowd on this day, only hymns

Kansas State 24
Iowa State 23
So Iowa State gets power up and scores a touchdown with 32 seconds to play to get within a point. Austen Arnaud becomes the most despised man on the Iowa State campus by having his extra point blocked

Harvard 28
Lehigh 14
Lehigh's head football coach is gonna show up at his office Monday morning and see his name scraped off the door. Lehigh is 0-4, one more loss and they have to join the Mid American Conference

Elon 19
Furman 12
Bet you didn't think Johnny could dig up a more worser game than this did you? You thought wrong

Tonight's Jersey City Desk Game of the Week
Bryant University 6
Wagner 2
This game was 0-0 at halftime. The fans in Smithfield, Rhode Island were having the time of their lives no doubt. Wagner took a 2-0 lead in the third quarter and it held up until Jerell Smith scored with 10 minutes remaining in this tight, see-saw battle of BCS giants. Apparently Austen Arnaud's brother kicks for Wagner as they missed the PAT. With the win today Wagner moves to the top of the NEC and our hearts.

Time for Jersey City, After Dark