When ninja swords are outlawed, only outlaws will have ninja swords

Credit for originality anyway on this one. After so many BB gun robberies, a Jersey City woman swung a ninja sword at another woman outside of a party WHILE a policeman was standing there making another report. A man at a party was urinating against a tree and an off duty cop saw him. So as the cop was talking to the man and writing him a ticket for his act, a few people came out of the house to argue with the off duty cop. While the argument was taking place, Thanh Huynh came running out and swung the sword at one of the women arguing with the cop. She was then arrested for aggravated assault, possession of a weapon for unlawful purposes and unlawful session of a weapon.

That's Johnny's kind of party.