Johnny, being a comment troll himself simply loves good trolling. There is a story, albeit short, about two Hudson County residents suing General Mills based on the Cheerios claims about being able to lower your cholesterol. Perviously the FDA had warned General Mills the claims they were making were at best, hinky.
So in the thread about the lawsuit, a poster going by the name 'dirndl', chimes in:
"I'll be filing a similar lawsuit myself based on the fact that Lucky Charms are not magically delicious."
WIN for dirndl