Thursday, April 22, 2010

Holy Moly, Johnny just checked how much this dump is worth on the open market

Well reader let's just start by quoting Pink Floyd's classic song 'Money':

Money get back
I'm all right Jack
Keep your hands off my stack

$564.54. According to the Business Opportunities website, the Jersey City Desk is worth a WHOPPING $564.54. Most people can't even imagine having that much money to spend.

Let's put this in perspective however, compared to two other popular blogs, The liberal leaning hippie lovin' Daily Kos and right wing firebrand (and nutjob) Michelle Malkin, Johnny is running third:

Daily Kos is worth $6,204,859.14

Michelle Malkin's blog is worth $2,688,904.02

So why the big difference? We're pretty sure it's the fact we don't take advertising. Yeah, that's GOT to be the reason we're lagging in the millions. Of course there are some cynics who will say content and web traffic help, what sad lives those people live.

Johnny isn't ready to cash in just YET but an early retirement based on this stupid site grows with each passing workday...


Trixie Junior Space Punk said...

Let's see, my contribution for at least one snarky comment a day has got to be worth something. Think you can cut me in for a pack of chewing gum when/if you decide to cash in?

Johnny Action Space Punk said...

A couple big ropes of Bubs Daddy?