It's a sad state of affairs -- You can't even win a dice game on the streets of Jersey City without being assaulted

A man told Jersey City police late Saturday night he was attacked from behind and knocked unconscious by three men he called sore losers he had supposedly just taken for about 2 thousand dollars. Dice game money payoffs must be getting bigger Johnny thinks. A $2K dice game win? Here's where we suspend belief, the man was knocked out and yet a witness found him snoring before she called 911. The man didn't notice his money missing until police arrived and when they did try to question the victim he became "uncooperative and combative" with Jersey City's finest.

Color us sad if a man can't win at dice without being assaulted but also color us as skeptics this morning.