Thursday, April 8, 2010

If you're going to rob a supermarket, here's what NOT to do

Our teacher in this robbery exercise is one Charles "Fat Chubby" Boxton of Newark. Fat Chubby decided to rob a supermarket in Kearny. So in he sauntered and went right for the DVD section in the Passaic Avenue ShopRite. Fat Chubby didn't know he was being watched by store security who promptly took him to the back of the store to answer some questions.

This is where the learning part comes in. Now, Fat Chubby knew he was in hot water. So, he decided to raise the stakes by pulling out a black 9mm handgun and make his escape running from the ShopRite as fast as a Fat Chubby can run. His plan was flawless if by flawless you mean leaving his wallet in the security office as he bolted AND left behind his mother and 17 year old son in the ShopRite as he fled in a 1999 Ford Contour (Ford--Drive One).

Oh Fat Chubby, don't look at this as time behind bars in the clink, look at it as a learning tool for others like you who might want to steal from a ShopRite but were planning on leaving personal identification and family members behind.

4 comments:

rtfgvb751 said...

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Johnny Action Space Punk said...

My thoughts exactly

Trixie Junior Space Punk said...

You KNOW the DVD was 'Ernest Goes to Camp' or something equally heinous.

SUPAH-GENIUS.

Johnny Action Space Punk said...

He looks more like a Sound of Music guy