Um, think this UFO piece of metal is getting a LITTLE bit out of hand?

Now the Mayor, Jerramiah T. Healy had to show up on the scene, along with Police Director Sam Jefferson and other notables all to say "Yep, that's a big piece of metal" and it crashed through a building here, in Jersey City. The most famous piece of 8 pound metal in American history was found not to be from a space satellite, not something from a comet or the asteroid belt, merely a tooth from a gigantic mulching machine from Reliable Wood Products, 300 yards from it's final resting place at Al Smith Moving at 33 Pacific Ave.

Now, we're all glad it missed Al Smith when it came crashing through his place of business, very glad. But we do wonder if city dignitaries have better things to do with their time than say "Yep, that's metal alright".