Wednesday, April 1, 2009

The case of the $18,454 whiz

How well do you remember your Fast Times at Ridgemont High Jersey City? Remember when Brad Hamilton gets fired from All-American Burger and blames his buddy in the restroom by yelling "I hope you had a hell of a piss, Arnold!" Well Bayonne resident Kevin Denver took an $18,454 wee last Friday morning. Police were called in on a report of public urination at Broadway and 19th Street. They found Mr. Denver and checked for outstanding tickets and warrants (we hope he had zipped up by this time) and found he owed $18,454 from state Superior Court.

Hope you had a hell of a piss, Kevin.

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