Thursday, June 29, 2017

Governor Christie legalizes "fireworks" in time for the 4th of July weekend

Fireworks, you know, sparklers, snakes, and party poppers. WOW, have a fucking fabulous 4th of July party with party poppers and sparklers. While this crap law does move New Jersey ahead of such troglodyte states like Delaware and Massachusetts that don't even allow sparklers.

Until you allow firecrackers and or bottle rockets and the like, your state doesn't allow fireworks.

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