Late night open thread

An old couple were rocking on the front porch when all of the sudden the man slaps his wife and she falls out of her chair into the front yard. She got up and said "What was that for?" The old man said "For all those years of bad sex." So all of the sudden the old woman slaps her husband and he rolls down the porch into the front yard. He said "What was that for?"

"For knowing the difference."

Time for Jersey City, After Dark