Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Natalie Tice, day-um girlfriend, you need to mind yourself

Dateline Vineland: Natalie Tice of Millville had herself quite a self induced meltdown involving assault, robbery, destruction of property and some pretty colorful threats. Our tale begins last Sunday when Tice got on a bus she was told she wasn't welcome on because of previous acting out. She ignored the bus driver when he told her she couldn't board, she then punched the 68 year old driver in the head, cutting him. Before long as would be expected, the Vineland police showed up probably having no idea how badly this arrest was going to go.

Police pulled Natalie off the bus and placed her under arrest. Natalie wasn't done by a long shot. Once in the back of the cruiser Natalie decided she was going to try kicking out a back window. Police asked her not to. She kept up. Police pepper sprayed her. She didn't slow down until that window was indeed kicked out. It was at this point Tice began issuing death threats to police officers. Back at the station Tice said she was going to defecate in her seat and then hurl the byproduct around the room at at police. Tice then said she was going to get an abortion so she could claim a miscarriage took place when she was arrested.

Now that's a full day for most people. It's also one reason Johnny doesn't spend a lot of time in Vineland.

Tice was charged with robbery and criminal mischief, with bail set at $100,000.

4 comments:

Trixie Junior Space Punk said...

I'm sure she couldn't get into charm school.

Johnny Action Space Punk said...

I smell a guest spot on Jersey Shore where she fights Snooki in a cage match

Trixie Junior Space Punk said...

Bantam-weight Hobbit division!

Anonymous said...

This chick stole my car earlier this summer and was fighting the cops. Only to be put back on the streets again. WTF is wrong with the system!?