Wednesday, May 18, 2011

The over/under on hitting parked cars while drunk is now 5

And we've got a new record holder who just raised the over/under line on smashing parked cars while allegedly driving all liquored up.

Bayonne's Robert Rydwin turned the trick on Avenue A on Monday night crashing into five parked cars and a house for good measure (the over under on houses/dwellings is still one). NJ.com offers more on the metal on metal (and brick) carnage:

Police responding to the crash found the vehicle on the sidewalk in front of 583 Avenue A, in between the residence and a 2005 white Honda Accord, reports said.

Cops said that Rydwin's vehicle pushed one of cars, a Honda Accord, into the air and pinned it against the driver side door of the Infiniti, reports said.


Mr. Owl, how many drinks does it take to get a Honda Accord into the air? Let's find out: One, Two, Three, CRUNCH.

Three.

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