Saturday night scoreboard show:
Kansas State 24
Think Kansas State was a little uptight seeing the #1 next to their names this week?
Oregon 14 OT
Think Oregon got a little uptight seeing Kansas State getting beaten like narks at a biker rally?
W. Carolina 0
You just knew they'd be back in the title game discussion somehow didn't you?
Notre Dame 38
Wake Forest 0
Lou Holtz was running around the ESPN set tonight like goddamn Dobby the House Elf. Get him some decaf.
The City of Angels is a city full of hard partying Bruins fans tonight.
November math: Stout defense + big time ground game = bowl game with palm trees. This is the season the Scarlet Knights never seemed to have with that Buccaneers coach guy.
Lehigh finishes at 10-1 and awaits a Division 1AA playoff invite.
The Bulldogs get painted Crimson for a sixth straight year.
Rhode Island 6
Maine wanted to make sure they didn't take 0-10 Rhode Island lightly so they merely turned Kingston R.I. into a modern day Carthage.
Jersey City Desk Game of the Week®
Eastern Michigan 29
Western Michigan 23
Johnny's alma mater is not a good team. They are shitty. They've been a lost cause for decades. But today they marched into Kalamazoo and stole a win against Johnny's best friend's alma mater. That matters for 364 days and it matters big! Hail the 2-9 Hurons!
Time for Jersey City, After Dark