Sunday, November 18, 2012

Late night open thread

Saturday night scoreboard show:

Baylor 52
Kansas State 24
Think Kansas State was a little uptight seeing the #1 next to their names this week?

Stanford 17
Oregon 14 OT
Think Oregon got a little uptight seeing Kansas State getting beaten like narks at a biker rally?

Alabama 49
W. Carolina 0
You just knew they'd be back in the title game discussion somehow didn't you?

Notre Dame 38
Wake Forest 0
Lou Holtz was running around the ESPN set tonight like goddamn Dobby the House Elf. Get him some decaf.

USC 28
The City of Angels is a city full of hard partying Bruins fans tonight.

Rutgers 10
Cincinnati 3
November math: Stout defense + big time ground game = bowl game with palm trees. This is the season the Scarlet Knights never seemed to have with that Buccaneers coach guy.

Lehigh 38
Lafayette 21
Lehigh finishes at 10-1 and awaits a Division 1AA playoff invite.

Harvard 34
Yale 24
The Bulldogs get painted Crimson for a sixth straight year.

Maine 55
Rhode Island 6
Maine wanted to make sure they didn't take 0-10 Rhode Island lightly so they merely turned Kingston R.I. into a modern day Carthage.

Jersey City Desk Game of the Week®
Eastern Michigan 29
Western Michigan 23
Johnny's alma mater is not a good team. They are shitty. They've been a lost cause for decades. But today they marched into Kalamazoo and stole a win against Johnny's best friend's alma mater. That matters for 364 days and it matters big! Hail the 2-9 Hurons!

Time for Jersey City, After Dark

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