Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Late night open thread

Now that we're into late February and looking at March and hopefully an early spring some things in the rear view mirror are too soon forgotten.

What is it that goes on at this time of year at the North Pole? Haven't heard much from that area since Christmas. That doesn't mean nothing is happening. We heard that a few elves caught some of that bad bird flu and died. Santa just threw the dead elves out on the tundra. So that was in the Iceland papers. We think Santa needs to chill. Santa needs to relax, get into character and sell some cool and refreshing Camel cigarettes! Nothing beats a beloved and embraced imaginary societal hero selling coffin nails.

Really though, it's not like Santa's estate can sue Camel for obvious reasons. So you're stuck watching this. Remember, what is seen cannot be unseen.

Time for Jersey City, After Dark

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