Late night open thread

Johnny's about to cure you off of the breakfast cereal for at least six months.

First off, where the frig does this clown live and sleep? In some kind of doghouse surrounded by paper on the ground? That must be some successful circus that makes the clowns live like dogs. The kind of circus where you don't know if there's gonna be enough food to feed the crew when a giraffe mysteriously vanishes between Wichita and Topeka. Second, good GOD, did you go looking for a clown that upsetting? Johnny used to work with a nice woman and this would have sent her straight into night terrors. Johnny's sister might seize up and start flopping on the ground like a fish if she saw this. And for children's cereal too. It's not hard to look at the big top and wonder if there might be some bodies buried under it......recently. Third, damn clown, know what makes cereal taste good? MILK. Sugar Rice Krinkles, U R doing it wrong. Fourth, LOOK AT IT, it's hideous! It's a walker, shoot it in the head!

Krinkles, the stuff of nightmares.


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