Friday, February 15, 2013

That was SOME test of Johnny's death ray now wasn't it?

Johnny chose the Ural Mountains of Russia this morning to test his death ray which by now all our regular readers know is sequestered safely atop Mt. Secaucus. Some in the media are calling this a "meteorite" but rest assured kids, it was Johnny's death ray test. You have nothing to fear (unless your town runs afoul of Johnny).

A sample of the result:

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