If you missed you chance to participate in the the 'America's Next Top Model' mini riot last Saturday, great news, you'll be getting a second shot at rioting stardom. Famous person model and self indulged show host Tyra Banks said she's just sick about the fact so many gals under 5 foot 7 never got their chance to show their rioting stuff so there will be another tryout.
"It is so important to me to redefine beauty, and make sure that everyone gets a fair chance to pursue their dream." If Tyra, you mean redefining beauty you mean bruised and battered and knocked into retraining walls, dumped over barricades and a chance to scream "Gun Gun Gun", we're right there with you. Of course she never did apologize or admit culpability in any way for what happened, trying no doubt to avoid the specter of lawsuits (which are no doubt on their way), but did promise another shot for contestants to be humiliated by being eliminated from her show.
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battered and bruised IS the new FIERCE look Johnny for the short chicks clamoring to get onto Tyra's show!!!
So bruised, bloody and bashed is the new pink eh?
Duly noted....
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