You can't take white people anywhere anymore

Dateline: Kearny, where two white men robbed a gas station after brandishing a gun Saturday night and stabbed the clerk. The two caucasian criminals bolted on foot after absconding with somewhere between $500-$1000 of Uncle Sam's best green pocket liner. Even after being stabbed in the leg the 54 year old clerk still chased after whitey. Later after he called the police he was transported to University Hospital in Newark.